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Lise and Sarah
We tried to be deep and mysterious but all we got was this silly little podcast www.liseandsarah.com.au
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The Woo Woo Moment That Divided Us
Look. Sometimes, a mysterious Scottish tarot reader comes into your life. Sometimes you want to say ‘yes, mysterious person. Please predict my future...
Turns Out The Perfect Husband Is A Ghost
Lise has uncovered the greatest marriage hack the internet has ever discovered. A woman married to the ghost of a 300 year old pirate. Is a ghost actu...
Bring Back Supermarket Samples, You Cowards
Why did supermarket samples disappear? Bring them back! Stop charging us for paper bags and bring in the cheese!
Plus, the horror of technology...
I Had A Wild Dream About My Boss And Now I Need To Resign
If you’re prone to the Sunday Scaries, the dread of returning to work on a Monday, spare a thought for our Goldie who had had a wildly vivid sex dream...
Perth! Disco Club Is Coming For You!
Perth, you yelled and we heard you
After a spectacular amount of DM chaos, Disco Club is officially coming to Perth this December!
And yes...
Our Winter Obsessions Are Useful, Unhinged And Excellent
It’s midwinter, we’re nesting, and frankly we need things to watch, read, wear, rub on our faces and obsess over immediately.
This week,...
Was I High on Codral, Or Was Office Romance Good?
Welcome to the Sunday Sesh!
This week, Lise has been mainlining Codral on the couch, and somehow ended up convinced that J.Lo’s new Netfl...
The Four Most Suspicious Words In A Marriage
Sarah has brought her year 12 formal dress into the studio and, naturally, it comes with a full-blown teenage love story
Meanwhile, Lise’s husba...
Off Campus Is The Comfort Watch We Did Not See Coming
Time for a Sunday sesh on the show currently ruining everyone’s productivity: Off Campus.
Yes, it’s about college students. Yes, there’s hockey,...
We’re Going Analogue, But It’s Really Bloody Hard OK?
This week, we are becoming women who write handwritten notes instead of doom-scrolling at all hours. BUT IT’S HARD OK? Phones are addictive. Birthday...
The Formal Dress Registry And A Vasectomy Horror Story
Two things no one saw coming. Formal’s have lost the plot. Because now teenage girls are now bagsing dresses on Facebook like it’s the Met Gala seati...
The Moon Told Me To Have One Final Period
Lise possibly went to see a white witch, and she has some new ideas about entering menopause. Don't blame her, it's the moon.
Meanwhile, Sarah...
The Devil Wears Prada 2 Broke Our Hearts A Little Bit
We went to see the sequel with extremely high expectations, several champagnes, and a deep commitment to Miranda Priestly. The verdict? Beautiful to l...
The Couples Therapist Who Refuses To Lie To You
You know that moment when you’re watching someone else’s relationship and thinking: I could fix this? Sarah does. So this week she's discovered a new...
The Devil Wears Prada, But Should She Wear Something Casual?
We may have just solved getting dressed. Because we accidentally created a fashion rule that fixes every outfit dilemma: casual, casual, formal. Forma...
A Very Surreal Weekend
How on Earth did we end up emceeing the world's most talked about wellness retreat? We're still processing it. And just as we were on a high from our...
Fran Drescher Has The Best Relationship Advice Right Now
She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing Queens, so when Fran Drescher talks about love, we listen. This week everyone is talking about her unconv...
We’re All One Petrol Price Away From Losing Our Minds
If everything feels a bit weird right now, sames. Lise didn't even leave the house this Easter. Don't worry, she has the French Easter Bell tradition...
Can We Please Normalise Having a Crap House?
Ever had the skip bin fantasy? When you want to throw away your entire house and start again? Sames. We're over everyones perfect houses, it's time to...
Is 15 the Age That Breaks You as a Parent?
In a world of annoying ads, rogue medical advice (hi, Green Whistle) and stupid games on Tik Tok, sometimes you gotta go deep.
And today,. Sarah...
I Can't Stop Thinking About Durries..What's Wrong With Me?
After 45 years of being the poster girl for healthy living, Lise has a confession: somehow she has picked up a ciggy and had a little smoko. It's comp...
The Poster Girl for Colonoscopies
Big news! You can now watch us on Spotify and Youtube. It's a decision we may come to regret, but for now, just search Lise & Sarah on Spotify and You...
America’s Next Top Model Was Unhinged. Why Did We Love It So Much?
It was the biggest show of its time. Ten thousand girls lined up to be cast by Tyra Banks in America's Next Top Model. It was the days of early Realit...
The Louis Vuitton Situation Has Escalated
What started out as a casual holiday purchase - a fake Louis Vuitton handbag - has rapidly escalated. The show phone has a message with someone claimi...
The Louis Vuitton Felon of Brisbane
Sarah may or may not be an international criminal after purchasing a fake Louis Vuitton Neverfull. There are whispers of customs seizures, in-store co...
Oh God, The Bouffant Millennial Fringe Is Back
Sarah turns up with a bouffant fringe the size of a small Fiat and refuses to apologise. From there, things escalate quickly. We’re calling time on ic...
The Party Where Women Did Nothing
No prep. No salads. No mental load. Just a pig on a spit, a potato masher as a serving spoon, and women sitting on eskies like it’s 1987.
This w...
You Have 21 Days to Get Your Life Together Before The Fire Horse Arrives
Snakes. This is your moment. Time to shed what no longer serves you. Old habits, emotional clutter, or perhaps the platter your best friend lovingly...
The Heel & Toe & Men In Sockettes | The Best Of Part Two
It’s part two of our Best Of the Year and frankly, we have questions. Whatever happened to the heel and toe? Are men in sockettes are a hard no? Is th...
Piercings, Doorbells & Fake Assistants | The Best Of 2025 Part One
This one is for the stayers who’ve been laughing with us all year and anyone new who wants the good bits without doing the homework. We stitched toget...
The Beginners Guide To Lifting Heavy
New Year, New You? Sames. It's our year of lifting heavy. But if you're confused by the internet yelling at you to lift weights, but you're not sure w...
Full-Body Rage is the New Meditation | The Best of 2025
Light a candle, ditch the family for a walk, and come rage-clean with us. We’re doing a full-moon purge of everything that hijacked our brain real est...
A Boxing Day Welfare Check
Everyone ok? Today’s a little Boxing Day welfare check: naps on tap, cricket murmuring in the background (no idea what’s happening), and channelling b...
Your Wildest Confessions, Gift-Wrapped For Chrissy
Our Chrissy present to you: the best (and most unhinged) “We Listen & We Don’t Judge” confessions of 2025. We’re talking the empty-roll dab, Kmart exc...
The Friendship Milestone No One Talks About
Do you get ugly with your friends? Like, truly goblin-mode, feral-little-troll ugly? Because that is the highest tier of female friendship and we’ve o...
✨ The Oprah Spectacular ✨
Come into our joy space! We spent company money seeing Oprah Live for personal development reasons, so here is the recap. From the hardest hitting lin...
He Bought Me A Minions Perfume And Now It's My Signature Scent
Some women get diamonds for their birthday. Not here. It's Eau De Minion, and everyone's obsessed. Term Four has officially claimed another victim and...
Capri Pants Are Back and Nobody Wants This
Except Sarah. She wants them on her lovely tall girl legs, but will she just end up selling them on Depop? Meanwhile, Lise has reached lunchbox libera...
Disco Club 2026 Tickets Are Live!!! 💃🔥✨🪩
Four cities! Four dates! Go, go, go! Rally the group chat, crown a Ticket Captain (Nicole, this is your time), and be ready because tickets open at mi...
30 Foolproof Present Ideas for the Impossible to Buy For
Mother-in-laws. Dads. Teachers. Hostesses. Every single tricky person on your list has been handled with our ultimate gift guide. From cricket family...