Things That Will Burn In Hell with Phoenix West
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Things That Will Burn In Hell with Phoenix West
Sometimes things suck and deserve to burn in hell. This is a list of those things presented by Phoenix West. To buy the book, click here: http://www.loiteringinwonderland.com/store/
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100 bölüm100 - Blogs & Vlogs
This was written in response to episode 99 as a means to say that who gives a shit what I have to say anyway? I'm just some asshole on the internet wi...
99 - Sacred Be Americana
I don't hate America. Don't be stupid. I hate you taking the flag and song as sacred items that ARE America. The places. The people. The things we str...
98 - Ghosts
You're an adult. Grow the fuck up. Scooby Don't isn't coming to save you. Common sense is.
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97 - Virtual Driving
Do not read this episode description while driving. If you do then you should die.
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96 - Dead-Ends
Expose yourself to me quicker. Stop hiding or I'll change your roads forever.
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95 - Fast Food (Rapes America) Part IV
Take care of your body of lies.
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94 - The Nap
I took a nap seven years ago and I'm still feasting on brains. Black-tar brains.
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93 - Mile-High Cinema Club
It's like the regular mile-high club except you aren't having sex. But you are getting fucked.
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92 - Parental Phrases
This episode offers solid advice that LIW Studios cannot be held responsible for if you consider of follow through with. Obviously. Don't be a fucking...
91 - Chinese Letter Tattoos
I can't believe I got to paper cone cups before I got to this stupid shit. Or as it says on your arm, "wisdom."
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90 - The Big, Fat Advertising Dick
Grab those ankles for McDonald's advertising! You'll be lovin' it.
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89 - Fantasy
Imagine a world where you could get your characters out of any situation by the mere flick of your wrist and pen. Welcome to the world of fantasy.
88 - Public Restrooms
Bring on the vanilla and genocide.
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87 - Game Shows
How about you watch yourself play the best solo game of Russian roulette?
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86. Sexual Rap Songs
We're no longer "let's get it on"-ing. Now we're "suck this till all the cream is gone"-ing. Do you like sex? Aren't you special? Better start writing...
85. Redneck Comedy (Ignorance Part II)
All hail the whitest of trash!
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84 - Emo Scene
Don't kill yourself over this episode. Seriously. If you do, keep me out of the note. But don't even do it. The suicide part. DO the keepign me out of...
83 - Most Jackets
I know. I don't know how I can complain about this topic either but I forced a way. I mean found. I found a way to force it. Wait... Shit. Fuck it and...
82 - State Mottos
Phoenix West: The Sexual Fire State.
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81. Edward Scissorhands
Freddy Kruger + The Crow - everything about those characters that makes them awesome = Edward Scissorhands.
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80 - Tucking Into Jeans (The Art Of Fooling No One)
Go on, tuck that dirty shirt into your jeans. You'll look like you walked out of a Mad Men episode. Your dick will never dry.
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79 - 'Every Move You Make' By The Police
This is probably the longest skit on the show. It gets really creepy but that's what happens when YOU BREAK UP WITH ME BETHANY!!! RIP Emily.
78 - Modern Art
Andy Warhol does not equal art. Twisted Metal is a video game and is not art. But the video game is art. It gets confusing.
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77. Fe-Male Drivers
Vaginaccident. Clitowreck. Mini-Vulvan-Collision. Pull Ovaries and give the motormenstralcycles some womb to drive! And so on.
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76. NASCAR
Cars go vrooom in a circle. Repeat. Repeat the same shitty mistakes. Your life is a shitty full-circle joke.
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75. Scooby Doo
This is an interesting episode. It caused a Siri time loop that I still haven't escaped from. Look to LIW+ to see the behind the scenes footage. Homel...
74. Dressing Animals
Stop it. Yes, it's cute. Yes, it's stupid. Yes, your animals hate you for it. Stop it.
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73. Elvis Impersonators
Sad with your shitty life? Pretend to be someone famous... who was also sad with their life. Continue the sad-cycle. Keep peddling!
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72 - Predictability Of Actors
I'm pretty sure Will Smith somehow appeared in the background of one of these episodes and he was showering. He just loves it.
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71. Fast Food (Rapes America) Part III
If you're here to fuck around then tune out. This episode is only for those that are serious about their fitness and nutrition regiments. Fast food is...
70. Fireworks
I say no thank you to boring war on the sky. Just... no thank you.
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69. Japanese Tastes
How can a people make such delicious sushi when they are so into used panties? Not just into them but they need vending machines for them for when the...
68. Tabloids
TMZzzzzzzzzzzzz. This was an angry episode.
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67. Techno Music
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66. Stephen King Novels & Movies
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65. Space Movies
Space...the boring frontier. These are the rantings of a star movie hating lunatic. Or they're okay. Either way.
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64. Christmas In July
This episode just happens to land exacly one week after the real Christmas and it's driving me insane that if I started this series a week earlier it...
63. Sesame Street
If your mouth is stapled to the inside of your goddamn mouth and you don't have lips then deaf people can't lip read you. I call bullshit. The only th...
62. Rapper Films With No Rapping In The Film
Steven Seagal ruined it for everyone. EVERYONE. Blame him for my aggression. Also, stop putting rappers in your films unless the film is about rapping...
61. Thinking Is Cheating
Don't you dare think of another web-based comedy series when you're watching this you cheating asshole!
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